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Total Medals Earned: 156 (From 40 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,220 Points

Tax Time!

Burn Baby Burn! Unlocked 2/19/10
10 Points
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Stick it to the Man! Unlocked 2/19/10
25 Points
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Auto Recall Unlocked 2/19/10
50 Points
Send a Lexus back to the shop.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

The Best Game Ever Made

Good Decision Unlocked 4/1/11
5 Points
Decide to play the game.
Disco Inferno 10 Points Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Impatient 10 Points Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Table Groper 10 Points Try to grab all the tables.
Carpet Thief 25 Points Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Chatterbox 25 Points Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Oblivious 25 Points Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Dead 50 Points Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Workaholic 50 Points Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
I Like Betty Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Antisocial Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Guilty Conscience Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)

the classroom 3

LEARNER Unlocked 7/17/09
5 Points
Complete the tutorial.
BULLY Unlocked 7/17/09
10 Points
Punch the geek.
CHEATER Unlocked 7/17/09
10 Points
Finish the first level.
PERVERT 5 Points What are you staring at?
ONE SLICK KID 25 Points Alter the test.
VETERAN 25 Points Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
FUTURE GRADUATE 50 Points Complete the game without using passwords.
PERFECTIONIST 100 Points Complete the game without being caught.

Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/230 points)

The Room Tribute

Nastwich Unlocked 9/17/10
10 Points
Make a nasty sandwich.
The Johnny Unlocked 9/17/10
10 Points
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Bugged Unlocked 9/17/10
25 Points
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Payback Unlocked 9/17/10
25 Points
It's a bitch.
Pusher Unlocked 9/17/10
25 Points
Push the hardest.
Rainmaker Unlocked 9/17/10
25 Points
Make it rain!
Runner Unlocked 9/5/10
25 Points
Win the race.
The Room Unlocked 9/17/10
25 Points
Find it.
Perfect Drug Unlocked 9/17/10
50 Points
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Receiver Unlocked 9/5/10
50 Points
Catch the ball every time.
The Machine Unlocked 9/17/10
50 Points
Activate it.
Best Friend 25 Points Best your friend.
Bookworm 25 Points Read EVERYTHING.
Destroyer 25 Points Smash EVERYTHING.
Quarterback 50 Points Make a perfect pass every time.
Unsee 50 Points See everything you shouldn't see.

Medals Earned: 11/16 (320/495 points)

Thing-Thing Arena 3

Can't wait for it Unlocked 3/14/09
5 Points
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Execution Unlocked 3/13/09
5 Points
Perform an execution
You can shoot them too Unlocked 3/14/09
10 Points
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
Lead Pipe Ninja Unlocked 3/28/09
25 Points
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
Abundance of ammunition 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
Beligerantly understated 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Beretta
Buckshot Firestorm 10 Points 100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
Fire and shrapnel; this is my love 10 Points 100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
LAZOR OVURLOAD 10 Points 100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger! 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
Tag! You're dead! 10 Points 100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Variety Kill 10 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Bullet hose wrangler 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
Chicago memoir 25 Points 100 Kills with the Thompson
Collateral Damage 25 Points 100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
Corrosive Personality 25 Points 100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
Crainial Eviscerator 25 Points 150 Headshots in one match
Deciple of Woo 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Berettas
Do ya feel lucky? 25 Points 100 Kills with the magnum
Hasta La Vista 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
Misanthropist 25 Points 150 Kills in a match
Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight 25 Points 100 Kills with the Tavor
Piercing Glare 25 Points 100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Shotgun Sniper 25 Points 100 Kills with the M1187
Tried em all 25 Points Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
Divine Powers 50 Points 100 Kills with Artifact 19

Medals Earned: 4/26 (45/500 points)

Tiananmen Square

Student Protestor Unlocked 7/5/09
10 Points
Complete Wave 1.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

Time Fcuk

You've learned nothing Unlocked 8/22/11
5 Points
Get the bad ending
Everyone will leave you Unlocked 8/21/11
10 Points
get to level 28
Is something wrong? Unlocked 8/21/11
10 Points
get to lvl 9
You are your only companion in life. Unlocked 8/21/11
10 Points
get to level 22
The Assent Unlocked 8/22/11
50 Points
Get the good ending
Opinionated 10 Points vote on 3 maps
Obsessed 25 Points Vote on 33 maps
Lost in forever 50 Points beat an explore campaign
O))) 100 Points Vote on 333 maps

Medals Earned: 5/9 (85/270 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 8/30/09
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 8/30/09
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 8/30/09
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 8/30/09
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark Unlocked 8/31/09
5 Points
Find the hidden button
Amateur Unlocked 8/30/09
10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 8/30/09
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Harrasment Unlocked 8/30/09
10 Points
Crush an angry ground creature
in Space Unlocked 8/30/09
10 Points
Reach space
Strong Armed Unlocked 8/30/09
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Abducted Unlocked 8/31/09
25 Points
Get caught by a UFO
Icarus Unlocked 8/31/09
25 Points
Get burned by a sun
Persistent Unlocked 8/31/09
25 Points
Play over an hour
Professional Unlocked 8/30/09
25 Points
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive Unlocked 8/30/09
25 Points
Use a nuke
Traveler Unlocked 8/31/09
50 Points
Total over 1 million feet
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything
Master 50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
WorldsEdge 100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Medals Earned: 16/20 (250/500 points)

Tremerz

Bros B4 Hoes Unlocked 4/24/10
50 Points
Round up the troops.
Valentine 10 Points Guide Valentine to safety!
Burt 25 Points Guide Burt to safety!
Earl 25 Points Guide Earl to safety!
Heather 25 Points Guide Heather to safety!
Melvin 25 Points Guide Melvin to safety!
Mindy 25 Points Guide Mindy to safety!
Ladies Man 50 Points Only save the women.
Worm Master 100 Points Rescue EVERYONE!

Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/335 points)

William and Sly

Weather Mage Unlocked 7/17/09
5 Points
Turn off the rain.
Flight 5 Points Find the wings.
Dominus Lux 10 Points Slay five darklings.
Deviation 25 Points Unlock all boxes and switches.
Resolution 25 Points Complete the game.
Sensitive Nose 50 Points Find all of the mushrooms.
Sly Fox 100 Points Earn more than 35,000 points.

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/220 points)